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Anthony Recker
A major league baseball catcher who has the largest ass in all of baseball. His ass is so big it tells him what to do; it even has its own Facebook page and fans. His ass cheeks are so big it’s been commonly reported that he has trouble reaching between them to wipe and needs the help of his teammates.
Guy1 – dude I’ve been working my glutes like crazy at the gym, squatted a new record.
Guy#2 – Nice, you’re so going to get an Anthony Recker.
Guy#2 – Nice, you’re so going to get an Anthony Recker.
Anthony Recker by Jockstrapme January 4, 2012
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Reekter Scale
A base-10 logarithmic scale, used to define the pungency of faeces and or flatus.
N.B. a regular bowel movement may only score a 2 or 3 on the reekter scale, this is normal. However a movement that is released with a burning sensation, appears slurry like and produced with sulfurous gas may still only score a 4 or 5 - as each integer (+1) on the scale is a 10x increase in pungency.
A 7+ on the reekter scale would lead to civilian casualties and/or the apocalypse.
N.B. a regular bowel movement may only score a 2 or 3 on the reekter scale, this is normal. However a movement that is released with a burning sensation, appears slurry like and produced with sulfurous gas may still only score a 4 or 5 - as each integer (+1) on the scale is a 10x increase in pungency.
A 7+ on the reekter scale would lead to civilian casualties and/or the apocalypse.
Guy : Damn, after that nandos, protein shake and e.coli outbreak in my gut I took a dump that looked like concrete being poured out of a mixer - scored at least a 6.5 on the reekter scale!
Girl : Ew gross this date is over!
Guy 1: That's cool, I gotta go get some bleach and febreeze anyway, the landlord came round thinking something died in my apartment
Girl : Ew gross this date is over!
Guy 1: That's cool, I gotta go get some bleach and febreeze anyway, the landlord came round thinking something died in my apartment
Reekter Scale by TKman February 23, 2010
Recker
An ass of equal or greater quality to that of Oakland A's catcher Anthony Recker.
Coincidentally, people with reckers tend to be home reckers because of the high number of breakups they cause.
Coincidentally, people with reckers tend to be home reckers because of the high number of breakups they cause.
Example 1: FYI... Gio Gonzalez just patted Anthony on his recker after a mound visit.... #jealous
Example 2: Hot DAMN!!! Too bad those pants weren't all wet (from rain or my tongue) so they'd be a bit translucent and we could see the recker!!! ;)
Example 2: Hot DAMN!!! Too bad those pants weren't all wet (from rain or my tongue) so they'd be a bit translucent and we could see the recker!!! ;)
Recker by sxxxxxresnick September 5, 2011
Black and Decker Pecker Recker
EXAMPLE
(unsatisfide customer): Damn you bout tore the thing off! You Black and Decker Pecker Recker!
(unsatisfide customer): Damn you bout tore the thing off! You Black and Decker Pecker Recker!
Black and Decker Pecker Recker by ChUm KiLguS February 12, 2009
rekterling
rekterling by markuspls February 19, 2017
Home Recker
Girl or Guy who likes to break couples up,like a girl/guy see's this guy/girl that she likes knowing that he's dating some one, she/he breaks them up and dates the guy/girl.
Ex.
Crystal: Josh can we talk?
Josh: About?
Crystal: Well I like you, and I know you like me, so what about us? I want to be your gf.
Ashley(answers josh's old cell): Hello? Who is this?
Ashley: Who is this? NO josh isnt here.We broke up.
Crystal: Awesome. Now i can date him. I knew it would work.
Ashley: YOUR SUCK A FUCKING HOME RECKER
Crystal: Josh can we talk?
Josh: About?
Crystal: Well I like you, and I know you like me, so what about us? I want to be your gf.
Ashley(answers josh's old cell): Hello? Who is this?
Ashley: Who is this? NO josh isnt here.We broke up.
Crystal: Awesome. Now i can date him. I knew it would work.
Ashley: YOUR SUCK A FUCKING HOME RECKER
Home Recker by xx666xx May 20, 2008