1 definition by TKman
A base-10 logarithmic scale, used to define the pungency of faeces and or flatus.
N.B. a regular bowel movement may only score a 2 or 3 on the reekter scale, this is normal. However a movement that is released with a burning sensation, appears slurry like and produced with sulfurous gas may still only score a 4 or 5 - as each integer (+1) on the scale is a 10x increase in pungency.
A 7+ on the reekter scale would lead to civilian casualties and/or the apocalypse.
N.B. a regular bowel movement may only score a 2 or 3 on the reekter scale, this is normal. However a movement that is released with a burning sensation, appears slurry like and produced with sulfurous gas may still only score a 4 or 5 - as each integer (+1) on the scale is a 10x increase in pungency.
A 7+ on the reekter scale would lead to civilian casualties and/or the apocalypse.
Guy : Damn, after that nandos, protein shake and e.coli outbreak in my gut I took a dump that looked like concrete being poured out of a mixer - scored at least a 6.5 on the reekter scale!
Girl : Ew gross this date is over!
Guy 1: That's cool, I gotta go get some bleach and febreeze anyway, the landlord came round thinking something died in my apartment
Girl : Ew gross this date is over!
Guy 1: That's cool, I gotta go get some bleach and febreeze anyway, the landlord came round thinking something died in my apartment
by TKman February 23, 2010