Rechurn

A noble and time-honoured practice in the Kingdom of Online Shopping, where brave consumers heroically defeat EvilMegaCorp by returning an item from a parallel dimension (the garage) while keeping the pristine artifact they actually wanted. Considered a cornerstone of modern wizardry, rechurning is fuelled by confidence, plausible deniability, and the ancient spell: “It arrived like that.”

Widely endorsed by everyone who’s ever said, “Honestly, they’ll never notice,” and universally celebrated in three person group chats as “basically free.”

“I ordered the cream KitchenAid mixer, but somehow the red one showed up, old and broken.”
“Yeah… wild how rechurning works.”

Rechurn by brocountry January 11, 2026

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recturnal emissions

A nocturnal bowel movement induced by dreaming about having a bowel movement.

Recturnal emissions: it's pretty much self-explanatory.

recturnal emissions by kenniker March 24, 2010

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recturnal emissions

A gay man's wet dream

He dreamed of his macho dog trainer and neighborhood ice cream man, waking up with mud splattered sheets. He had woken experiencing recturnal emissions.

recturnal emissions by JorgeHammer July 24, 2010

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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