Rechurn

A noble and time-honoured practice in the Kingdom of Online Shopping, where brave consumers heroically defeat EvilMegaCorp by returning an item from a parallel dimension (the garage) while keeping the pristine artifact they actually wanted. Considered a cornerstone of modern wizardry, rechurning is fuelled by confidence, plausible deniability, and the ancient spell: “It arrived like that.”

Widely endorsed by everyone who’s ever said, “Honestly, they’ll never notice,” and universally celebrated in three person group chats as “basically free.”

“I ordered the cream KitchenAid mixer, but somehow the red one showed up, old and broken.”
“Yeah… wild how rechurning works.”

Rechurn by brocountry January 11, 2026

recturnal emissions 

A nocturnal bowel movement induced by dreaming about having a bowel movement.

Recturnal emissions: it's pretty much self-explanatory.

recturnal emissions by kenniker March 24, 2010

recturnal emissions 

A gay man's wet dream

He dreamed of his macho dog trainer and neighborhood ice cream man, waking up with mud splattered sheets. He had woken experiencing recturnal emissions.

recturnal emissions by JorgeHammer July 24, 2010