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roflosophy 

A statement that is meant to sound philosophical and deep, but is in actuality obvious, ignorant, or it just amounts to nothing.
Guy A: You know, if you really think about it, Darth Vader can be seen as a metaphor for technology corrupting the world and turning all of us into soulless machines.

Guy B: How long did it take you to come up with that theory?

Guy A: About 3 hours. I also realized that we all have a Dark Side, and the Force is just love.

Guy B: ROFLosophy!
roflosophy by Bartleby O'Finnigan October 15, 2009
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realosopher 

Philosophers from Aristotle,Plato to Hegel have given us religions and therefor nothing else but chaos. Therefor the teaching of realosophy will give us peace on earth.I am a realosopher!
A realosopher is a practioner of the ultimate truth and reality.

Realosopher 

A Realosopher is a person who knows the wisdom of actual existence and the knowledge of ultimate truth.
A Realosopher knows the difference between the truth and a lie.
Realosopher by Realosopher May 11, 2021
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026