Real Bitch

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An easy-going, classy female that does the right thing no matter what and doesn't care what anyone thinks about that!

"Whip me, beat me, call me Edna... and a Bitch... like it's an insult.... I don't care! I got everything I want and need, Glory Be To God!"

(cloud of dust and turnt up asphalt)

~REAL Bitch

Real Bitch by Blesss u! You can't stop me. October 12, 2013

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real bitch

a female that keep going back to a nigga that fucks up over and over again don't mean she dumb, she a real bitch. if she can put up with the same niggas bullshit, continue to try and stick by his side through every up and down is a RIDER. niggas are dumb and got a lot of fucking up to do, only a real bitch will put. up with it. perfect niggas do not exist! grow up, get shit straight and don't start over unless you have to.💯💯

Those girls over there are real bitches, they keep getting played by the same niggas but they're still with them.

real bitch by realbitch1 December 15, 2019

You actin like a real bitch right now

Phrase used on a person who is behaving/speaking in a highly bitchlike manner.

Jonathan: "Al Gore drank my apple juice."
Briana: "You actin like a real bitch right now"

You actin like a real bitch right now by straight_evil August 7, 2006

a real bitch

A real bitch is a girl that don't care about your feelins in don't turn on her friends for nothing, and always keeping it 100•\•

I am a real bitch because I keep it a 100•\• with you

a real bitch by Luhmamma April 6, 2016

Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is

An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended joke made toward another person.

The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.

Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is by Boyzkang Crudz February 8, 2012

you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed

A person wanting to show some bitch's that they have some real speed

you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed, NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed by qwerty hub August 6, 2020

real ass bitch

a bitch who isn’t fake, and will keep everything straight with you.

girl: you heard of that real ass bitch in 1st period
boy: yea she keeps everything straight with you

real ass bitch by #thatonebitch April 18, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026