Razor-Fart

1. A fart in which razor blades fly out of the anus and sever any surrounding innocent bystanders fingers and or toes.

2. A fart in which the sound of a razor blade cutting a coconut is released.

1. The man "razor-fart"ed in public, leaving many pedestrians with severed arms, fingers, and toes.

2. Innocent Onlooker #1: "Holy! Was that someone cutting a coconut with a razor blade!?"
Innocent Onlooker #2: "Nah, it was just that man slicing a "razor-fart."

Razor-Fart by Cranz0r April 16, 2009

Razorfart

A fart that exits the body painfully, such that the farter would rather hold it in than expel it.

Due to last night's vigorous session of cowboy buttsex, I have a wicked case of razorfarts.

Razorfart by Bogrimm October 11, 2017

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Related Words

Razor-Fart • razorfatfuck • razor • razor blades • razor ramon • razor clam • Razor Blade Smile • Razor Boy • razor bumps • Razor Fist

razorfatfuck

a fat ass fucking kid that does nothing but eat and show his flat ass on camera on discord, his mom is fat and his dad beats him no wonder why he stays online all day. One day his mom kicked his dad out because of a Samsung watch.
He once actually walked to a corner store with a bag of pennies and didn't have enough for two drinks.

Cody: Did you see razorfatfuck today?
Nemo: Yea he was sucking off a banana
Cody: HOW HIGH

razorfatfuck by airyz May 25, 2020

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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