Razor-Fart

1. A fart in which razor blades fly out of the anus and sever any surrounding innocent bystanders fingers and or toes.

2. A fart in which the sound of a razor blade cutting a coconut is released.

1. The man "razor-fart"ed in public, leaving many pedestrians with severed arms, fingers, and toes.

2. Innocent Onlooker #1: "Holy! Was that someone cutting a coconut with a razor blade!?"
Innocent Onlooker #2: "Nah, it was just that man slicing a "razor-fart."

by Cranz0r April 16, 2009

Razorfart

A fart that exits the body painfully, such that the farter would rather hold it in than expel it.

Due to last night's vigorous session of cowboy buttsex, I have a wicked case of razorfarts.

by Bogrimm October 11, 2017

razorfatfuck

a fat ass fucking kid that does nothing but eat and show his flat ass on camera on discord, his mom is fat and his dad beats him no wonder why he stays online all day. One day his mom kicked his dad out because of a Samsung watch.
He once actually walked to a corner store with a bag of pennies and didn't have enough for two drinks.

Cody: Did you see razorfatfuck today?
Nemo: Yea he was sucking off a banana
Cody: HOW HIGH

by airyz May 25, 2020