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Something that is so superlative that it cannot be described by any traditional ranking system. It is A++, 11/10, six stars, and three thumbs up. In rare cases, something can be so exemplary that it becomes SS or even SSS-rank.

Many people have wondered what the S stands for. Special? Super? Schwarzenegger? No one knows for sure.

Comes from Japanese video games, like the Devil May Cry series, where A-rank just wasn't good enough.
1. The atom bomb S-Ranked Hiroshima.

2. The Spartans S-Ranked the battle of Thermopylae. (Even though they lost)

3. Michael Phelps scored an S-Rank combo on the 2008 Olympics.

S-Rank by Foood April 10, 2009
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A perfection in a subject. Flawless in whatever it is your doing. Getting a higher percentage or always at the top 100% rate.
Getting an A+ rank is commonly obtained by getting a 95% - 100%

Getting an S rank is obtained by getting 100% or more (usually by bonus)
S rank by Emblemz October 2, 2009

Captain's Rank 

When a woman has camel toe while wearing a military uniform. The Camel Toe resembles the double bars of the rank of Captain.
"Hey check out that chick in the tight pants"

"I'd stand at attention for that Captain's Rank"
Captain's Rank by SGT Cricket November 24, 2011
Something Pizza Tower players going for a P-Rank despise.
Person 1: What happened to Billy? I heard a scream.

Person 2: He accidentally went in the exit gate on a P-Rank run, getting him a S-Rank, so he punched a hole through his monitor.
S-Rank by Moon_07 June 12, 2023

rank stank booty crust

The state of being offensive to one or more of the human senses.
Dude, I gots wit dat hoe back up in my crib last night. This mornin', in the light, I saw her thong....she gots some RANK STANK BOOTY CRUST.

Rank Sentimentalist 

Rank Sentimentalist…one who has suffered excessive hardships or tragedies in life and lacks the ability to enjoy themselves. Yet they still view the world as innately good and will never be satisfied with the mediocrity that most men accept. They realize their plight is in vain, but cannot help but continue to nudge themselves in that direction, usually intoxicated. Not to be confused with the famous quote in the movie Casablanca, where the the protagonist is accused of being a ‘rank sentimentalist’. Nothing like that.
rank sentimentalist

rank stank 

Super Fucking Mega Stank -BSchwan
God Damn Damien Smells Like That Rank Stank
rank stank by BSchwan February 17, 2015