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ranger shot 

A method used by soldiers to quickly ingest the instant coffee found in MREs.

Typically, one pours the contents of the instant coffee packet directly into the mouth, followed quickly by a swig of water to dissolve the grounds and wash it down. If feeling particularly creative, one may add the included sugar packet to the instant coffee packet prior to taking the shot.

This allows the caffeine contents of a medium sized cup of coffee to be swallowed in a matter of seconds. This is usually a last resort for soldiers who must remain awake, because the high comes quickly and is often followed by a severe loss of energy.
Platoon SGT: Those of you on fire watch MUST remain alert tonigt, take ranger shots if you have to, but we move out at 0400.
ranger shot by JoePilot May 7, 2007

Ranger shot 

A drink made from extremely cheap, yet potent vodka (e.g. Taaka). A shot glass is turned upside-down, and a small amount of vodka is poured onto the bottom of the glass, filling the tiny depression. The person taking the shot then snorts the vodka, once into each nostril.
Wilks: Hey Percy, you should do a Ranger shot!

Percy: This sounds like a terrible idea, but ok.
(Sniff)
Percy: HOOAH!
Ranger shot by jMikey93 October 2, 2012

Ranger shot monkey

Morning breakfast consisting of Coffee and Banana's.
that Ranger Shot Monkey last summer at camp was heartwarming after the shower sex Counselor Gary Casually and I shared.

ragershot 

A ragershot- To hold a mouthful of a spirit such as vodka in your own mouth and spit it into a partners mouth.
"I'd fight any man just to do a ragershot with Machine Gun Kelly"
"First you do a ragershot, then a shotgun kiss, then you make the move"
ragershot by ESTmotherfuck January 4, 2014

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026