Randomwood 

n.- The mysterious erection one gets before, during, or after performing daily activities.

Jeffrey got a randomwood right before the punchline to a joke, while he was taking out the garbage, and after he drank some kool-aid. It was a randomwood-tastic day!

Randomwood by t-bomb-tastic September 7, 2010

RandomWord

Random......Words!

Daisy: “Potatoe Sticks!”
Mary: “That was a RandomWord!”

RandomWord by The WEIRD one! March 21, 2019

Random wood 

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework

Wow that kid got some random wood there

Random wood by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017