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Random Hand

A Random Hand is a hand caught in a photo:

1. that doesn't appeared to be attached to an arm

2. that is doing something unspeakable
Joe "Dude, great party last night"

Liam "Yeah, did you see the random hand photo?"

Joe "Yep, she'll regret that later"
by GianniMarchisioUnoDueTre December 18, 2011
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rando hando

a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.
dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.
by master.blaster July 17, 2009
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Randomandarin

Adj. A synonym used to replace the overly abused abjective "random".

Despite it being created by sheer, MSN-influenced dorkassery, it has since begun a campaign to replace "Random", a word that which has almost lost all significance in the English language. This is due to its international syndication (which, sadly, is irreversible) with teen groups such as Popular people, Beautiful people, Jocks, Emos, Goths, Punks, Bogans, Hotties, Notties, Stoners, Drama-Queens, Bludgers, Musos, Speds, Techies, Sporties, Alcies, Clowns, Sluts, Smuts, Drop-Outs, Metros, Fags, Metro-fags, Dags, Try-Hards, Otakus, Goodie-Goodies, Over-Achievers, Snobs, Ruffians, Gangsters, partiers, Arties, Gamers, Nerds, Geeks, Creeps, Freaks and Dorks alike.
"Aya can be so randomandarin!"
by Full Metal Alastair January 2, 2009
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randomfandom

Cristian, I hope you know what you just did was not funny at all and is only making things worse for all of you, including yourself.
This will NEVER be funny. It has gone on 7 times and each time I get an apology, then it happens again.
This is why I left Ale’s server.
This is why they weren’t in the group chat.
This is why I haven’t spoken to Slapdash in months. He never apologized.
You are in the group chat with them. You can do something about this.

Please, don’t make it worse for all of you.
-RandomFandom
Cristian, I hope you know what you just did was not funny at all and is only making things worse for all of you, including yourself.
This will NEVER be funny. It has gone on 7 times and each time I get an apology, then it happens again.
This is why I left Ale’s server.
This is why they weren’t in the group chat.
This is why I haven’t spoken to Slapdash in months. He never apologized.
You are in the group chat with them. You can do something about this.

Please, don’t make it worse for all of you.
-RandomFandom
by Tox13 January 14, 2023
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handsome ransom

This turned out to be a handsome ransom. Good for us.
by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
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