Random Attack

Media codeword for when youths attack a caucasian for fun, but not profit.

"Chris Lane, 22, was shot in the back in a random attack by three teenagers while he jogged through the streets of the Oklahoma town of Duncan on Friday afternoon."

"An 88-year-old American World War II veteran has been beaten to death by two teenagers in an apparently random attack in the state of Washington."

by demaistre August 25, 2013

random catfish attack

When a catfish or other cat-like fish jumps out of the water and mauls your face repeatedly

Tim: "Holy crap Jim! You just got random catfish attacked!"

by nolrik November 13, 2011

Random Nut Attack

When you are hit in the balls with a small object causing Small attacks of giddiness in your genitals, and an excrutiating pain and scream!

At my birthday party Heather threw a bracelett at Broughan causing random Nut Attack!

by Missy Missy Poo Poo July 20, 2011

Random Little Girl Attack

ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE!

Hym "RANDOM LITTLE GIRL ATTACK!!!"

Iam "Pffftt!! Hahahahaha! What!? Little girls are attacking people randomly!? Why!? Is that us!? I mean, I said it was the ultimate weapon but..."

Hym "God I hope so! God please sweet baby Jesus let me be responsible for random little girl attacks! Ooooh God! I want so badly do be directly randomly for little girls attacking people. That... Would be... The best. Yes."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2025