Skip to main content

Ranch On My Lap

Ranch On My Lap is an expression used to describe when semen is present on the area located on or near the pelvic region to which an individual may exclaim when questioned about its origins.

The expression is usually exclaimed by those whom has had an orgasm in their pants.

Also known as ROML
Real life usage:

Girl: Whats that white stuff on your pants ?
Guy: It...Its.....Its "RANCH ON MY LAP !!!"
Girl: Okaaaaaaaaay..............

Online usage:

Bob says: Where have you been, afk ?
Jalen says: Yes, ROML.........
by DanElKushwizdaLyricalFauxpas September 12, 2011
mugGet the Ranch On My Lap mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email