Rage Bait-and-Switch
The uber-manipulative, reverse-Machiavellian social media phenomenon of luring easily-angered doomscrollers with no good intentions — going straight for the amygdala — but flipping the script at the moment of peak apoplexy into something that makes the outraged observer reconsider his/her position, assuaging/modulating their mood, thus making the world a better place.
For about 8 seconds.
For about 8 seconds.
Chuck: “You’ve been on that device for many hours, Bedelia. But you’re usually so angry while you watch your little video shorts. Why the placid look all of a sudden?”
Bedelia: “Chucky, I love you. All is right in the world. I got totally rage bait-and-switch -ed, and I’ll be ok for a few…uh…ROAAAAHHHRRRRAAAAGGHHH MGH VAGHH AAACGHAAAGH ILHAN OMAR VGHHHH NICK SHIRRRLEEEEEYYYY LINDSEEEYYY CLANNNNSSSEEEEEEYYYY!!!!”
Bedelia: “Chucky, I love you. All is right in the world. I got totally rage bait-and-switch -ed, and I’ll be ok for a few…uh…ROAAAAHHHRRRRAAAAGGHHH MGH VAGHH AAACGHAAAGH ILHAN OMAR VGHHHH NICK SHIRRRLEEEEEYYYY LINDSEEEYYY CLANNNNSSSEEEEEEYYYY!!!!”
Rage Bait-and-Switch by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 19, 2026
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