Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway

Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway: Noun/Adjective

Some may know him as a loveable guy, others a sexy man. However, behind those glasses and dreads and bucket of kfc; lies a dirty, no good for nothin', job stealin', welfare cashin', melon munchin', cotton pickin', Hellcat stealin', can't swim for nothin', street jumpin', plays basket ball because he's black, blacker than the road, blacker than Tyler Perry, blacker Tiger Wood's bruises, bros so black he's just a silhouette, bros what they named black berries after, when the ancient greeks were naming color, they sought to Marques Hasty for inspiration, for the color black. Raeshawn is so black in fact that he can understand this: "Ek is 'n hitler-aap"

Raeshawn: Pronoun/Adjective

A pedo.

"Oh look, there's that dirty Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway"

or
"If you like kids you're a Raeshawn"

Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway by NiggologistPHD May 8, 2024

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Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway

"Oh look, there's that dirty Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway"

or
"If you like kids you're a Raeshawn"

Raeshawn Marques Hasty-Pettway by NiggologistPHD May 8, 2024

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