Rael Share definition Flag A rather sexy, handsome and romantic young man. Has a large penis. Has a girlfriend that is batshit insane. Person 1: Yo, look at that sexy guy! Person 2: Maaaayn he must be a Rael! Rael by WelshCaek December 5, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Rael mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch