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Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton 

The actual winner for GOTY in Game Awards 2022 and now part of the canon lore to Elden Ring
The kid who was cooking on the stage: "I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton"

rabbi's cloth 

Man 1: - oh my god mate I went down on a girl last night she was very hairy down their and she was a Jew!

Man 2: - sounds like she had a rabbi's cloth

Man 1: - oh she did I would have to ask her to shave next time.
rabbi's cloth by Mr Zebedeee May 11, 2010

Rabbi's Handshake 

When you're a Jewish Prophet but you need to nut bad so you give yourself a handy since you can't let any of the dirty heathens touch your holy trinity.
Peter walked in on the Lord Savior, Jesus of Nazareth, preforming a divine Rabbi's Handshake with his wooden cross.
Rabbi's Handshake by Orgasmic Crouton September 22, 2017

Rabbi tout 

That dude might be one of the brightest minds in the world, but he has a rabbi tout
Rabbi tout by Welchlin October 23, 2019

Papa rabbi 

A Jewish God who gives free circumcisions
I love papa rabbi he performed surgery on my son
Papa rabbi by My dudessss December 11, 2016