rofles

waffles of rolling on the floor laughing

mmm rofles with maple syrup

by Starkss February 16, 2007

ROFLes and syrup

N. Used when you need to cheer someone up. Especially through IM, email, etc.

FRIEND: Dude, I got and F in Math class.
YOU: Cheer up, have some ROFLES AND SYRUP!!!111!!!1!!
FRIEND: MMM... ROFLES! omgwtfbbq

by Andrew Fitzpatrick November 8, 2008

roflosophy

A statement that is meant to sound philosophical and deep, but is in actuality obvious, ignorant, or it just amounts to nothing.

Guy A: You know, if you really think about it, Darth Vader can be seen as a metaphor for technology corrupting the world and turning all of us into soulless machines.

Guy B: How long did it take you to come up with that theory?

Guy A: About 3 hours. I also realized that we all have a Dark Side, and the Force is just love.

Guy B: ROFLosophy!

by Bartleby O'Finnigan October 15, 2009

roflstomp

When playing a video game, the act of defeating another player so bad, it's down right humiliating. You have no other choice than to rofl at the fact that you stomped his ass.

Dude, did you see that rogue try to gank me while I was eating my sandwich? I trinketed that shit and 2 hit him. Bitch got roflstomped.

by Yeg117 July 11, 2009

eggo rofls

1. delicious batter based toaster giggles. great with maple syrup or jelly or jam.

2. what you say when you see a lol cat.

3. what you say when you see a funny lol cat.

"Hey gentleman! What is the crap with this? EGGO ROFLS!"

"LOLZZZZ EGGO ROFLS MY FRIENDSTER!"

"I laugh here to my eggo rofls."

"bummmer ! eggo rofls are frozen!"

by Dabbo May 18, 2008

roflstomp

The act of destroying/owning something in a video game. It is also very funny.

Dude i just roflstomped that guys face with mortal strike.

by Alec Baldwin rules May 8, 2006

roflshtalbopco

When a computer user sees something on the internet that he accidentally pissed himself laughing so hard, unfortunately this makes the floor wet. A long version of this term is rolling on floor laughing so hard that a little bit of pee came out. Pronounced - (rofel-sh-tal-bop-co).

Can also rarely be used to describe eastern europeans.

1. I just saw an old woman accidentally fall into a wood
chipper, roflshtalbopco

2. I killed your whole family for a practical joke, ROFLSHTALBOPCO!!!

3. Yeah, dont make friends with him Tom, hes a roflshtalbopco.

4. My mum was really mad yesterday because I done a
roflshtalbopco all over the kitchen.

by Grant and Callum June 14, 2008