RMJ

Recreational Marijuana

-Two dudes texting each other about gifting weed to another

Dude 1: Hey man, is this MMJ(medical marijuana)?
Dude 2: Nah, It’s RMJ(recreational marijuana)

by not James Bond September 23, 2018

RMJ

The best card game ever created. Includes some of the greats such as, Abe Lincoln, Malcolm X, and many other historical nig- figures. RMJ is a strategy game where players get to settle the long debated conflict of Masters vs Slaves. Who is stronger? Who will prevail in times of test? Who will turn towards music, entertainment, and sports due to a lack of a father figure in their lives and go on to pass that trauma to their offspring with multiple baby mamas while drinking fanta in a tinted hellcat reeking of weed listening to gangster rap because they “feel the struggle” when in reality all they feel is a 42 inch chocolate booty from Shanissa down the street.

Joe: Hey, have you heard about RMJ?
Paul: Oh you mean that game that unites masters and slaves in such a way that so offensive that even the devil can’t find a spot bad enough in hell for you?
Joe: uhh…
Paul: Yeah it’s pretty decent

by JacksonTheRaper February 04, 2024