rip the dream 

Something you say when something goes wrong in life. Usually you use this phrase when a plan fails, or something bad happens that was unexpected. Also said when a dream you had dies, hence "Rest in Peace" the dream, meaning the dream has died.

When I couldn't find a condom, my girlfriend said "RIP the dream", because we had been planning to have sex for months.

rip the dream by tyreethus_mento February 14, 2017

rip the dream 

A phrase used in only the most disappointing and dire situations by the legend Mark Ratajczak when the dream, has indeed, died. When spoken, the whole class holds a moment of silence

Student: "We lost the grand final by 1 point"
Rataz: "rip the dream"

rip the dream by George_the_Sheep September 30, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016