Rectally

Adv.

When one is behaving in any assholish manner.

Watch out for JoeJackJimBob, he's rectally again today.

by Juss' Jess' Jesse January 9, 2019

rectally sourced

A workplace-friendly substitute for the phrase "pulled out of my ass."

Boss: "Can you give me a time estimate for the Ajax project?"
You: "I can, but it will be rectally sourced."

by FreshyBB March 27, 2008

rectally accurate

To pull something from ones ass that is eerily accurate to the truth

wow so Jordan was so "rectally accurate" the idea he pulled from his ass was 100% correct

by JudgeTred August 10, 2016

rectally ravaged

Akin to butt blasted, ass mad, and rectal rage, to be rectally ravaged is to be filled with anger, especially on the internet.

Jacob accidentally saw that meme. He's rectally ravaged all over again.

by Beefsteak Pete June 8, 2021

RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics)

RDN was voiced by Bill Maher on Real Time (5/21/10). Synonymous with PDN (see PDN - Proctologically Derived Number; previously posted to Urban Dictionary); numbers, statistics, budgets, etc. derived from and consisting solely of voluminous fecal accumulation, frequently embellished with politics.

The Catholic Church's tally of child sexual abuse cases committed by its clergy is a constipated RDN (Rectally Derived Statistics).

by hydrogeo May 22, 2010

Rentally Metarded

Someone who is stupid, and who doesn't think before they act/speak. Spoonerism of "mentally retarded," and has come to mean someone who isn't retarded, but acts like it.

Dang, that kid just forgot his shoes. He's rentally metarded.

by Jizzle B. January 12, 2006

Rectallect

(Verb)
To recall the sensation of a person or object, after said person or object has been fully inserted into your rectum.

(Noun)
Rectallection

Gary diddnt rectallect the dick of the person behind him.

To his rectallection, Trent had never had a rubber chicken inside him.

by ShittyWizzard July 21, 2017