real nice

When something is shitty, less than ideal, or not functioning properly

"That piano is real nice"

"Kids are dumb"
"You are real nice"

Q: "How about this weather?" *looks up at gray sky*
A: "Real nice."

by jphab April 16, 2014

real nice shortay

A really hot sexy giel who has a kickin' body, hot face, nice ass, and lots of cleavage.

Someone tht when u see her ur member stands at attenion.

Tara Strogov is a real nice shortay

by Matt Fen April 26, 2004

Rocks real nice

A good pair of hanging balls

You can tell by the way he walks that he rocks real nice...

by 4s for all February 17, 2017

Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.

Said sarcastically after a situation you don't like but feel the need to say something to alleviate frustration.
~~~~~
Without the sarcasm it can also be used to show approval or as a compliment.

Mike: Dude, your girlfriend totally ditched us at the bar.
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
~~~~~~~
Stripper: hey cutie, I want to give you a lap dance and rock your world!
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.

Jealous Mike: What? Where's my lap dance?? Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.

by drdouglasp July 20, 2005

Get real nice

When you get confident from out of nowhere.

I feel nervous about my speech. I need to get real nice.

by Trashmenger September 2, 2023

Oh, that's real nice

What the fish from spongebob says when he opens the toilet to find spongebob in there

Fish Guy: *opens toilet to find spongebob*
Fish Guy: Oh, that's real nice.....

by banditboogaloo July 26, 2022