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Real Isopod Hours 

The time of day when one can really respect the majestic isopod.
Girlfriend: "My parents aren't home. Come over."
Boyfriend: "Nah nigga, it's real isopod hours. I gotta go down to the aquarium."
Real Isopod Hours by Stuck_inREM January 29, 2018

Real Isopod Hours 

The time between 1:00 AM and 5:30 AM where people leave their bedrooms in search of food, then stub their toe and wake the entire house up.
*at 2:30 AM*
-ah, I could really go for some doritos, it is REAL ISOPOD HOURS after al-

*stubs toe*
*screams*

Real isopod hours 

Real isopod hours is every hour and it is the best hours of the day
Some dude : what time is it

Everyone: it’s real isopod hours

real isopod nigga hours 

The time of day between 12:05 a.m. and 3:15 a.m. for niggas whomst've are isopods to express their true isopod feelings.
What time is it cole? It's real isopod nigga hours
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