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R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P.
R.S.V.P.A.S.A.P. by AbnormalBoy September 1, 2004
Rotten Vagina Syndrome--slang for Bacterial Vaginitis, or other bacterial infections of the vaginal area resulting in a noticably foul odor, often akin to that of rancid fish.
Jennifer's improper douching methods and overall lack of vaginal maintenance resulted in a rather severe case of R.V.S.

That bitch was NASTY, I could smell her R.V.S. from 40 ft. away--across the platform!
R.V.S by C.V.W. April 22, 2007

S.V.E.R. 

Seryi Volk Executive Response
A faction from the video game MAG. Players and clans in this faction tend to be better organized and more skilled then the other two, Valor and Raven. Though the other two have slightly better equipment.

"Slaughter Valor Eat Raven"
Person A: "I just got MAG. I'm going to join Raven!"
Person B: "They suck. No one works together and they always get crushed."
A: " They have the best weapons so I don't care."
B: "Ok nub cake, you're going to get your ass kicked."
A: " Well then who should I join then???"
B: "S.V.E.R. They always work together and pwn the other teams."
S.V.E.R. by rckndrmmr41 March 15, 2010

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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
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the result of copying and pasting the text at the top of your screen.
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