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Someone who identifies as a Magnifying Glass. They are also known to being very toxic and or stupid.
Me: Yoooo watcha doin man
Qwiri: shut up bitch ass furry
Me: I'm not a furry.
Qwiri: *magnifying glass noises*
Qwiri by JustSplub April 13, 2022
Words you can keep
A very intelligent magnifying glass. Says that they're not smart, but clearly they're not aware of what they're capable of.
Person 1: "Hey did you hear that qwiri might be the next Albert Einstein?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's crazy how smart they are!"
Person 1: "fr bro"
qwiri by WifiRouter June 7, 2022
Related Words
Qwiri QUIRIN Quirijn qwiki Qairisya Quirine quiring qairin Qairish Qairiyah
That wacky hairstyle that high school emos wear these days. Like a bowl cut but curls up.
Highschool emo #1: Dude look at my sick ass hair cut

Highschool emo #2: Duuuudee, thats a fuckin Quirini! Nice! Now lets go cut ourselves.
Quirini by highschoolhairstyles January 5, 2012

rub out a qwiki

Using an iPhone or similar handheld device to immediately research a nagging piece of unknown information on Wikipedia, providing a pleasing, sometimes orgasmic, sense of relief.
After wondering about it all day, Travis finally whipped out his iPhone and proceeded to rub out a qwiki.
rub out a qwiki by Tora-chan February 15, 2010
Quirin is mostly a very cool and pretty german Boy. Everybody likes him because bis jokes are the best! A Quirin has to 99,99 % a very big dick.
Oh my god! This Boy is so Nice! He Must be a Quirin!
QUIRIN by CoolerAligatoa January 2, 2017
Qairish’s are the cutest and most loving boys you will ever meet! If you get a Qairish, keep him! If his your best friend, he’ll tease you a lot! If he’s your significant other he’ll treat you right like if his life depended on it! and he also swears a lot but that doesn't matter
Girl 1- Look at that Qairish!

Girl 2- whats wrong with him?

Girl 1- Qairish just sweared infront of the teachers wtf

Girl 2- lmao wtf
Qairish by Sergio Ramos 4 November 23, 2021
Best friend and mate a person can have! :)
Quirin is a person who is the best friend a person can have.
Quirin by Wurli January 13, 2017
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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