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Qwerty Uiop 

The gelatine prince of the 4365th dimension. Fell through a dimensional hiatus on the day of his coronation. Eats a diet of music played on instruments made of milk; attended Professor Abdullah Nightingale's university. Good friend of Captain Bluebear.
This entry about Qwerty Uiop the gelatine prince will only be funny to you if you have read The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear by Walter Moers.
Qwerty Uiop by windchimes098 December 28, 2010
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qwerty(uiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)

Noun:
1. the name of the "qwerty" keyboard. its layout originates from typewriters and was designed for typewriters to prevent jams in the keys.
2. a common term that is typed in as this is the layout of the "qwerty" keyboard and this is the most common keyboard thus meaning that this is a phenomenon that happens to a keyboard when a human is bored to death.
Verb:
1. to type out the entirety of the qwerty keyboard.
Adjective:
1. a type of keyboard called the "qwerty" keyboard that is also the most common keyboard.
Noun:
1. "The name of this keyboard is QWERTY."
2. "Bruh did you just type in qwerty(uiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)"
Verb:
1. "God I'm bored imma go commit qwerty(uiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm)"
Adjective:
1. "Is that a QWERTY keyboard"

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If you are reading this you probably need a therapist to help you deal with the insane amount of crippling boredom that you are dealing with. On the other hand I commend you for not killing yourself from the sheer amount of immeasurable boredom that you have.
Person 1: Please help
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: qwertyuiopazsxdcfvgbhnjmkl
Person 2: Dear god,
<Person 2 has left the chat>

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@! 

When you literally feel SO BORED you may as well end it all, and type this monster of a word into Google, and then realize it's too long and cut out the middle man by going straight to Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: I'm tired of typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsdxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into Google, I'll try qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!Shit, it's too long, I'll just try Urban Dictionary.

Guy 2: Hello, insane asylum. I would like to report a white adult male repeatedly typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq into the Google search bar for entertainment. Actually, scratch that, he's gotten bored of that so he's moved onto qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq12345678900987654321qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!.

qwertyuiopåasdfghjklæøzxcvbnm 

When a dane is bored to hell
Jeg keder mig!
Bare skriv qwertyuiopåasdfghjklæøzxcvbnm

qwertyuiopåasdfghjklöäzxcvbnm 

Swedish person searches this when he's bored, usually in class.
- Hey Åke, look at this cool thing qwertyuiopåasdfghjklöäzxcvbnm!
- Impressive!

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You've pretty much committed suicide. You're so bored, and you've already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, and qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikkolp.
Person one comes home and finds qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq typed into person 2's google search and immediately realizes that person 2 is in danger, but it's too late.