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qwap by Wackdog Whoaday August 24, 2006
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Qwap by Jessica (A Beautiful Mind) May 20, 2008
Qwap
The verbal punishment for saying the word "what" by itself or at the end of a sentence. A game comparable to that of ballgazer and ]The Game] , where the real punishment comes in the feeling of total ownage when caught. On Mondays, qwappage results in 5 pushups, but beware of the FalseQwap .
Qwapper: "Hey Andrew, you'll never guess what I did this weekend!"
Qwappee: "What?"
Qwapper: "Qwap."
Qwappee: *does 5 pushups (but only if its Monday) and feels udderly defeated and demoralized until they qwap someone for themselves*
-ALSO APPLIES TO-
CleverQwapper: "Hey dude, guess what?"
SmarterQwappee: "Qwap."
CleverQwapper then becomes LoserQwappee and does the pushups if its Monday.
Qwappee: "What?"
Qwapper: "Qwap."
Qwappee: *does 5 pushups (but only if its Monday) and feels udderly defeated and demoralized until they qwap someone for themselves*
-ALSO APPLIES TO-
CleverQwapper: "Hey dude, guess what?"
SmarterQwappee: "Qwap."
CleverQwapper then becomes LoserQwappee and does the pushups if its Monday.
Qwap by Never The Qwappee April 21, 2011
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qwap by Moby Dick the Sperm Whale June 13, 2021
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