a special formula that will determine your gaming proness level. it is very complex and can only be calculated by a computer but it involves ratio of wins to losses, number of hours a day playing, and number of hot gamer chicks you pick up. a pr0 has a higher score.
the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god
the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god
person: yo that pro has a Gondola Quotient of 8999. hes almost god.
person 2: ya, I hear he play 25 hours a day
person 2: ya, I hear he play 25 hours a day
by smexy_lolrus December 17, 2009
1. Refers to the level or degree of one's nerdiness.
2. If used in conversation, one's nerd quotient automatically skyrockets.
2. If used in conversation, one's nerd quotient automatically skyrockets.
1. An exponential increase in your nerd quotient has occurred!
2. M!lk is uppin' her nerd quotient by posting this on Urban Dictionary.
3. Bob: "I stand undefeated at DDR! Wow, I'm really upping my nerd quotient, huh?"
Adam: "You're even nerdier for using that phrase, man."
2. M!lk is uppin' her nerd quotient by posting this on Urban Dictionary.
3. Bob: "I stand undefeated at DDR! Wow, I'm really upping my nerd quotient, huh?"
Adam: "You're even nerdier for using that phrase, man."
by M!LK April 19, 2008
by Cqah February 2, 2017
The likelihood as measured by probability theory that you will experience a hug within a certain amount of time. Even when there are hug-restrictions imposed by external entities- whether they be societal, institutional or ethical- the shared, in-vivo space will, regardless, invoke the possibility of a hug, thus increasing the Hug Quotient. In the event that a hug cannot be delivered as only determined by a null hypothesis and there's not even a random friggin way to get a hug, the remote suggestion of a hug will continue to stimulate the memory of physical contact, reminding the body of its ability to induce a warm feeling of comfort and connection.
Curly: I just got a new on-line therapist
Mo: yeah, but those quacks have no Hug Quotient
Curly: Therapists aren't allowed to hug, idiot
Mo: idiot, you're the one with the therapist
Larry: You guys should try Ketamine
Mo: yeah, but those quacks have no Hug Quotient
Curly: Therapists aren't allowed to hug, idiot
Mo: idiot, you're the one with the therapist
Larry: You guys should try Ketamine
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it December 29, 2018
Quotient bot is a discord bot that helps Esport servers to manage and organize scrims, tournaments of different mobile/PC games.
by madhav_703 March 24, 2022
The Vagina Quotient is an inherent, natural phenomenon that relates to women and their access and division of power. It is related directly to space, time and other women.
by xsnOOGInsx July 11, 2008
The Jabroni Quotient is the percentage of males , from New Jersey / New York / Connecticut , infecting a particular event , place, or town. Creating a negative experience.
Dude I tried to go to the Sopranos Screening last night at the Theatre and Jabroni Quotient was maxing out , I had to get out of there.
by skiptracingclub September 28, 2023