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When someone quits a job but does it in such a way that they are fired.
John gave his two weeks notice by drawing all over his boss' face then saying that he is giving his notice, later in the day he was fired.
Quired by Dude#1 August 9, 2004
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A person who acts very queer and odd.
Hey that guy is quired !
Quired by YeetyYeetYeeet March 13, 2018
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When you’re about to quit your job but your boss calls you during lunch and you come to a mutual termination of employment. You will be unsure if you were fired , quit , or let go .
“omg becky just literally quired me i feel so violated”
“i’m literally unemployed now i can’t go to robert’s birthday party because becky quired me”
When you and you boss mutually agree that’s it’s better off that you don’t work somewhere technically getting fired but quitting at the same time
Did you hear that Tyler got” quired “from bad Brads BBQ (jadenB)
Quired by Quired August 19, 2019
Don’t mind me, I’m just quired today, that’s why I brought 3 Starbucks Frappuccinos with me to work today to help wake me tf up
Quired by AbiLovesFeet26 September 30, 2020

Quirked up white boy 

a man with some unconventional quality and stylish flair, who also conveys a slightly erotic presence.
"look at that quirked up white boy, he's busting it down sexual style!"
"with or without the sauce?!"
"WITH!!!! obviously!"
Quirked up white boy by Bubbiel April 12, 2022

Quirked it 

This was made famous by the streamer twitch.tv/quirkitized. Every time he messes up the community has called it "quirked it" So anytime you screw anything up in all walks of life its knows as "quirking it" or "Quirked it"
I forgot about the pizza in the oven, i quirked it. Dammit my car just quirked it, need to call recovery . He steps up for the penatly, oh no he has quirked it!
Quirked it by airmessy June 26, 2018
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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