A dummy, or an idiot. (see numbnuts)
A kid grabbed my dad's baseball cap and ran in circles. My father gave chase screaming, "Hey you QUIFF get back here!"
by J4G February 17, 2011
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When amy squirts fudge from her vagina
by Brody April 30, 2003
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A quiff is a penis fart; like a queef
dude i jsut quiffed
by the best penis fart June 11, 2022
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Revamped version of 70s style coiffure haircut involving at least two rat tails.
If your hairstylist recommends a quiff, kill him.
by Wifey McBeatey May 16, 2007
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comming from the word Quief, a fart comming from a mangina that leeks out poop.
i quiffed in my pants because i had to shit really badly
by maddowg1356 October 20, 2009
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An extremely aggravating and annoying person, usually mean spirited
"Tracy ratted me out to the boss. What a fucking quiff!:
by Andyman January 24, 2003
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Quiff: Ultra cool (not super gay)
Man that guy sure is Quiff (Ultra cool)
That guy aint Quiff(ultra cool) he's wendle(ultra gay)

ALL OTHER MEANINGS THAT ARE OFFENSIVE ARE WRONG!!!
by Mike mc'nanor July 12, 2006
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