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A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.
Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!
by chris leisure December 09, 2010
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The ship name for Quinn and Jeff from the TV show Glee
Hey do you ship Quiff?
by emma starshine February 21, 2011
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A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.
oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!
by pony graph November 12, 2009
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a sound emiting from thepussy making a farting sound. a mixture of air and bodily fluids causes this. also known as a pussy fart.
did you just fart or was that a quiff babe?
by wontonballs July 04, 2007
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Quiff in Brooklyn in the 1960's meant a homsexual or effeminate man.
That guy is quiff. I bet he's queer.
by Sean Sweeney August 18, 2006
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Air admitting from the vagina mixed with bodily fluid making a farting sound..otherwise known as the pussy fart.
Was that a fart or did you just quiff?
by eastereggalex18 June 15, 2009
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a girl's fart that comes from her vigina
her quiff reaaly stunk.
by steven April 15, 2005
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