A quick and often expedited trip to Wal-Mart. Usually made in order to avoid any number of your "undesirables" including but not limited to: Exes, relatives, tweakers et cetera.
Man, I gotta make a Wal-Martquickie, don't wanna see my exe Chanelle, that bitch is a Wal-Mart whore!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.