The act of using one's own urethra without consent to forcefully deprive a woman of her vaginal flatulence.
Homeboy: "Yo man, I heard around town they've been calling you the... Queef Robber?"
Queef Robber: "Damn strait homie, ain't nobody queefing on me so I jack that shit!"
Homeboy: "Uh-huh... so what happens with the stolen queef?"
Queef Robber: "Use it how I see fit, you know like penis fart in some chicks mouth or blow dick bubbles in the bath tub."
Homeboy: "The f*ck... you got issues."
Queef Robber: "Damn strait homie, ain't nobody queefing on me so I jack that shit!"
Homeboy: "Uh-huh... so what happens with the stolen queef?"
Queef Robber: "Use it how I see fit, you know like penis fart in some chicks mouth or blow dick bubbles in the bath tub."
Homeboy: "The f*ck... you got issues."
by Maxdout May 12, 2021