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Quartz Hill High school 

A school in Quartz hill based on academics and athletics.
The best In the Antelope valley overall.
Home of the Rebels
Quartz hill High school
1.Top graduating rate in the valley
2.The safest school in the valley
3.Cif Champions in Football 2008
4.Cif Champions in Boys Volleyball 2008
5.Cif Champions in Wrestling 2008
6.Undefeated Tennis team and Golf team for more then 15 years
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Quartz Hill High School 

A snobby school where kids think they're better than anyone else when they have more money, or better clothes.


Because of course academics means nothing.

1. Football cif champs.
2. Really good tennis team
3. Good at every sport pretty much.
You know Quartz Hill High School? It's gay.

Quartz Hill High School 

Welcome to QHHS, otherwise known as the 1960s! Located in the Antelope Valley, if you aren’t white, cisgender, straight, and interested in sports, then good fucking luck. People threaten to shoot up the school constantly. Also everyone acts like they’re better than everyone else, but in reality most kids here are going to live and die in the AV. Did you know the mascot used to be a confederate soldier? And that everything was themed to be extremely racist? You’ll feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever you see paint chip off the murals and find that the confederate flag is under them. Do you like theater? Well you’re gonna have to perform in a cafeteria that violates multiple OSHA codes. Do you like band? Well…have fun with the director. That’s all I’ll say. Do you have a history class? Well you’ll find them in the magical “village” which is only here because they have so many sports fields that they refused to take out in favor of classes, and thus you will have to make a journey comparable to the Oregon Trail just to do badly on a DBQ. Do you like watching people making out? Hope you do, because you’ll see ass-gripping and face-fucking every time you turn a corner. Oh, and the center of the school is the “big gym”. Walking in there will feel like you’re walking into a fucking bullfighting arena, but when you get there all you’ll get is a pep rally in which someone will probably fall over and get made fun of. Also, don’t use the girl’s bathrooms. Just trust me, don’t.
“Have you been to Quartz Hill High School?”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”
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