A word that I made up and am adding to urban dictionary so I can say its a thing. You can now use this word to sound smart as no one will know what it means.
Person 1: Well do you know what a quantantalomagist is?!
Person 2: Uhh no cause that's not a thing.
Person 1: Oh yeah?
*proceeds to make urban dictionary page*
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)