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Quagmire Arm

When one's primary arm is much larger than the other, leading people to assume that one engages in a successive amount of masturbation
Person 1: "Dude, I'm throwing shot put this year"

Person 2: "Aren't you worried about getting Quagmire Arm?"
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Quagmire arm

A condition caused by frequent prolonged masturbation where one arm becomes noticeably larger or stronger than the other.
“Dude, I beat my shit so hard last night, my arm feels like it exploded.”
“Bruh if you don’t quit you’re gonna end up with Quagmire arm.”
by TheRealAdG October 11, 2025
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