Quab

Pronounced (Kwaaaahhb)

1) A quab is a term used to describe the situation where you walk into your room and find you uncle and an octopus under your sheets.
2) Quab is the term used when no other swear could even grasp the complexity of the situation or event.
YOu could be a quab, be a qaubber, be qaubbing, or just doing the act of qaub.
Nephew: Oh my god uncle frank?
Uncle: Oh hello billy, why dont you go out and play some baseball, huh sport?
Nephew: bu but but but....
Uncle: *Pushes out of room* Now run along now.

Boy: Wow Sally is such a Quabber for quabbing that guy
Boy 2: I know right.
boy: Hey sally your a Quab!
by element547 March 02, 2008
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1) something you say when your pissed at someone

2) something you say when your in an awkward conversation

3) something you say to distract someone when running away
Ex 1
Person 1: I lost your car keys
Person 2: YOU QUAB.

Ex 2
Person 1: Hey sexy lady
Person 2: *panic* QUAB

Ex 3
Person 1: Give me your money!!!
Person 2: QUAB *runs away*
by Dancingintherain123 May 19, 2013
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Quab is something "Worse than Abysmal", "Not Deserving Existence", Or " Somebody Lacking Intellegence".
1.) Goddamnit dude, Superman 64 is Quab!

2.) John flunked his SATS? Pfft, Quab.

3.) Dude, Billy's Quab.
by SemperFi62 September 05, 2008
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The noise you make when you're jerking off and about to cum but get a Charley horse in your left add cheek
Him: OMG I'm about to cuuu....

QUAB! fuck my ass
by Rawrmaster69 September 25, 2019
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A three-sided, four-legged crab-like creature inhabiting the land mass of Ahnonay (sphere one), as created by Grand Master Kadish.

The Quabs are adorable and fun to poke fun at when you first arrive, but you will soon find it of the utmost importance to get them to leave you alone.

Quabs perish in water and will avoid it at all costs unless corralled hurriedly into it.
I linked in and there was a Quab RIGHT UNDER ME!!! It ran away but didn't go into the water, so I chased it in, but got pulled under the waterfall and sucked into the vortex under the radar.
by Thoor Tayret January 26, 2011
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a multi use word like ummm "wha" or "umm" "like" 'tacular"
that is quab .......cut it out!
that was QUABTACULAR like awesome
enter the quab
quab quab quab quabiddy quab quab quab
by the quab April 13, 2006
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A hipster who wears a fedora hat, carries a messenger bag, and may or may not wear black rimmed glasses. Quabs often enjoy anime. Originates from the misreading of the OUAB, the Ohio Union Activities Board, logo at The Ohio State University. Term was coined in late 2009.
Hey, did you see that guy with the fedora? Yeah, he's a quab.
by Beng4499 September 20, 2012
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