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Single braincell individuals, who deluded themselves into thinking they know and/or watch soccer, that have an immoral and innately antagonistic drive to tear down an honest head coach in Gregg Berhalter, US men players that don't play in Europe, US men players that play in Europe but don't perform at de Bruyne or Kane levels (with exception in Reyna and Pepi) to name a couple, and the MLS. Ironically saying they support US Soccer, they promote dissolving any soccer played in US and only advocate soccer played in foreign European countries.

Their Lord and God is BJ Callaghan, an assistant and avid supporter of his boss Berhalter, and their Satan is Berhalter. They hate him more than they love their parents, first-born, and concepts of objective reasoning. Despite Berhalter winning the 2021 Nations League and 2021 Gold Cup with inferior squads, QSMNT do not give him his flowers. Whereas when their Lord and God BJ won the 2023 Nations League with a superior squad, BJ received their spouses, tithings, and a quarter of their existing braincells. When their Lord and God BJ crashed out of the 2023 Gold Cup with a superior squad, BJ was said to have been "unlucky".

But before their Lord and God BJ, there was their Daddy Anthony Hudson who sold them dreams and left them spontaneously one day to travel across the Atlantic to coach world-beaters "Al-Markhiya". As of February 17th, this "Al-Markhiya" sits last place in relegation position in the "Qatar Stars League" after 12 games.
USMNT Fan: "Captain and team leader Pulisic joined the long list of teammates advocating for Berhalter, wow that's super dope and telling of a strong locker room Berhalter had built!"

QSMNT NPC: "Gregg Berhalter is a terrorist!!!!!!!!!!"
QSMNT by iAmJustin February 17, 2024
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Single braincell individuals, who deluded themselves into thinking they know and/or watch soccer, that have an immoral and innately antagonistic drive to tear down an honest head coach in Gregg Berhalter, US men players that don't play in Europe, US men players that play in Europe but don't perform at de Bruyne or Kane levels (with exception in Reyna and Pepi) to name a couple, and the MLS. Ironically saying they support US Soccer, they promote dissolving any soccer played in US and only advocate soccer played in foreign European countries.

Their Lord and God is BJ Callaghan, an assistant and avid supporter of his boss Berhalter, and their Satan is Berhalter. They hate him more than they love their parents, first-born, and concepts of objective reasoning. Despite Berhalter winning the 2021 Nations League and 2021 Gold Cup with inferior squads, QSMNT do not give him his flowers. Whereas when their Lord and God BJ won the 2023 Nations League with a superior squad, BJ received their spouses, tithings, and a quarter of their existing braincells. When their Lord and God BJ Callaghan crashed out of the 2023 Gold Cup with a superior squad, BJ was "unlucky".

But before their Lord and God BJ, there was their Daddy Anthony Hudson who sold them dreams and left them spontaneously one day to travel across the Atlantic to coach the world-beaters "Al-Markhiya". As of February 17th, this "Al-Markhiya" are last place in relegation position in the "Qatar Stars League" after 12 games.
USMNT Fan: "Captain and team leader Pulisic joined the long list of teammates advocating for Berhalter, wow that's super dope and telling of a strong locker room Berhalter had built!"

QSMNT NPC: "Berhalter is a terrorist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
QSMNT by iAmJustin February 18, 2024
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