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1. putz

Literally, vulgar slang for penis, not to be used lightly. More offensive than the schmuck, which can be used affectionately or teasingly. Rarely used to describe the member, schmuck does that.

"What a putz! Used the same as What an asshole!"

2. putz

(n) a stupid, ignorant person; someone who doesn't pay attention to anything going on; one who makes stupid remarks

"Reiner is a putz. He is always scamming on women. No wonder, he can't stay married."

3. Putz

A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.

Oh, don't be such a putz!
"Reiner is a putz. He is always scamming on women. No wonder, he can't stay married."
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(n) a stupid, ignorant person; someone who doesn't pay attention to anything going on; one who makes stupid remarks
**bumps into a pole on the sidewalk, then a person, keeps going** J: what a putz! didn't he see me here??"
by *Shelley* June 17, 2003
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Noun. Yiddish. A stupid, irritating, and ineffectual person. Literally a penis. Often accompanied by the gesture of a fist with the pinkie finger raised. Differs from schmuck by being a fraction of the size.

Verb. Yiddish. To work unproductively
Lead, follow, or get the hell out of the way, you putz.
Quit putzing around with that jpeg and upload it.
by coolpapa September 18, 2013
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Literally, vulgar slang for penis, not to be used lightly. More offensive than the schmuck, which can be used affectionately or teasingly. Rarely used to describe the member, schmuck does that. Def. from the "Joys of Yiddish" by Leo Rosten
What a putz! Used the same as What an asshole!
by Laura Cohen March 18, 2003
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A "putz" is yiddish (derogatory) for prick.
Oh, don't be such a putz!
by Smokey March 03, 2005
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A putz is a numbnuts who hasn't a clue that s/he is so so so very dumb or clueless. A true putz is not only stupid or completely 'out of it', but s/he is also aggressive or combative about his/her totally inept decision-making.
Mike and Louise are such putzes. Wow, they just keep compounding their previous errors and dumb moves with even worse ones!
by Athelstan Spilhaus IV September 10, 2006
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