Putnam County

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If you can see corn for miles, it must be Putnam County

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putnam county high school

Located in small town going nowhere. The only public school in the county. Also became a charter school and fucked everyone over. People in thd office dont care about anything. Except for Mrs. McCallum, she's the shit. Mr. Adams is the best there. Anyone else want to deacribe this place? Add a definition.

Putnam County High School is the bane of my exsiatence.

putnam county high school by dirtylittlesecret12345 March 22, 2017

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Putnam County Illinois

Weed Capital of the World!

Hey... Where can I get some good weed?

Go to Putnam County Illinois!

Putnam County Illinois by jfk500 March 8, 2010

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25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

That one musical written by William Finn with a long-ass name. It's about a bunch of children with exaggerated personalities and very tragic backstories at a spelling bee. It also boasts the song "My Unfortunate Erection" that will always get censored by the school doing it.

Guy 1: "Hey, Quinn got into the school musical, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee!"

Guy 2: "Who does she play?"

Guy 1: "The Kid Who Gets an Erection"

25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee by Margaret-Anne January 14, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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