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Pussy Shocked 

Someone who never gets pussy, and then finally see's one and get scared, or panics, or does not know what to do.
And are therefore Pussy Shocked.
Dude, I was about to get my dick wet for the 1st time last night. She got naked and came to me ... But then I go PUSSY SHOCKED and blanked.
Pussy Shocked by Nairdied January 2, 2008

Sour Pussy Shocker 

Alcoholic drink consisting of 1 shot of Tequila, 1/2 shot of Everclear, and 12 oz of Limeade. Ingredients are mixed and then chilled for 2 hours until drink has a slushy consistancy. Salt is then added on top to taste. Often enjoyed as a great pre-game drink. Originated out of Lock Haven, PA.
"Yo dude how is that Sour Pussy Shocker?"

"Way too salty bro."