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Pussy Patrol 

A band of individuals with vaginas and a low tolerance for shitty values sexist man-children may have. They are dedicated to eradicating the patriarchy and any douchebag fuckboy found within it through vicious comebacks,

high-quality roasts and dismantling of said penis-possessor’s social reputation.
Man-child: Women drivers rev my engine
Pussy Patrol: Outside Saudi that's low standards

pussy patrol 

snuggle smuggler: oh no the {pussy patrol}
Cat Officer 1: Stop right there! we have evidence to prove you are hiding illegal pussy
snuggle smuggler: ohh nooo
pussy patrol by Digital Guy July 26, 2018

Pussy Patrol 

Guys that hunt for that good good. If you're in the pussy patrol then you're cool.
Pussy Patrol by Pussy patrol chief December 5, 2018

Pussy Patrol 

People who pluck bushy vagina hairs and put them on bald mens head. They also go around and test the pussies by sticking fanta bottles in them
No wonder we have so many pairs of tweezers and my dad's growing hair so fast, it must be the work of the Pussy Patrol!
Pussy Patrol by G, Bur July 19, 2002

Pussy patrol 

I'm going on pussy patrol now byeee!
Pussy patrol by Makaylabitch930 January 19, 2016

Pussy patrol 

The act of looking for third and or bitches
Pussy patrol by Makaylabitch930 January 19, 2016