pussitis 

a chronic condition in which a man's behavior makes it seem as if he has a pussy between his legs.

Ray just let his girlfriend cancel our bowling night, his pussitis must be acting up again.

pussitis by pantew May 6, 2006

pussitis 

an imaginary illness that explains why a girl is crabby or otherwise unhappy for no good reason.

Tori: What's up with Sharon? She's a super bitch today!
Alice: Oh it's just her pussitis acting up again.
Tori: Wow she has that a lot!!

pussitis by renee151 May 20, 2008

pussitis 

the state of having an inflamed puss puss

Wow girl, my pussitis is killing me, it is really red and hurts.

pussitis by The dirty lihn February 20, 2011

Pussitis

When a guy acts like a huge bitch almost like he has a pussy between his legs.

Adam wont even go to the bar with the boys because his pussitis is acting up.

Pussitis by Sj9587 January 23, 2026

Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl 

A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.

Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.

Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl by ManeBro69 June 8, 2022

stank pussitis 

chronic stank puss. chronic yeast infections that cause you to make weekly trips to the pharmacy where all the guys know to stay the fuck away from you... no matter how hot you look.

that bitch suffers from stank pussitis. she produces enough yeast to feed bread to the homeless for a year. not dolce.

stank pussitis by lizz and big brown January 2, 2007

PLANTAR PUSSITIS 

A MAKE BELIEF CHRONIC CONDITION IN WHICH A MAN USES HIS FOOT AS AN EXCUSE BUT IN FACT IT JUST MAKES HIM SEEM AS THOUGH HE HAS A PUSSY BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

Eddy: Bro you cant hoop anymore you’re washed up.

Jorge: Dude! My Plantar Pussitis is acting up. It’s bothering me and it really hurts!

PLANTAR PUSSITIS by EZBUCKETS October 13, 2019