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Purple Donkey 

The act of having anal sex with a woman on the top of a staircase with her head facing down the stairs. As soon as the man climaxes, he pushes her hands out from under her and rides her down the stairs.
I was banging this hooker last night, and I totally gave her the purple donkey!
Purple Donkey by HOW_SONAR September 13, 2010

Purple donkey 

Oh man, AjFry is such a purple donkey

purplemonkeydishwasher 

A nonsensical phrase uttered at the end of a 'Telephone-pass it on' gossip game/parody in an episode of The Simpsons.

*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."

*Taken from Wikipedia
Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purplemonkeydishwasher

purplemonkeydishwasher 

1. A mutant of gentic science, it is a purple-tinted monkey with the body of a dishwasher. Often shouted out in long bouts of silence.
*akward silence* PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!
purplemonkeydishwasher by Joods April 17, 2003

purplemonkeydishwasherpinkelephantflyingtelephonepole 

Congradulations!!!!!

You have the privilage to gaze upon the sacred word. Inother words...it meens nothing.
There is no such word as purplemonkeydishwasherpinkelephantflyingtelphonepole

purplemonkeydishwasher 

A word that makes you stupid for looking up and completely does not have any purpose what so ever.
DREW: I am so bored
JARON: PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!!!
purplemonkeydishwasher by Jay August 21, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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