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Purple Donkey

A magical creature that appears in your room when your high, takes your shit, and then runs out.
WTF, the Purple Donkey just came and took my sandwich, what an asshole!!!

The purple donkey is in my room and he's taking shit.
by Whazzit Tooya April 25, 2013
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Purple Donkey

The act of having anal sex with a woman on the top of a staircase with her head facing down the stairs. As soon as the man climaxes, he pushes her hands out from under her and rides her down the stairs.
I was banging this hooker last night, and I totally gave her the purple donkey!
by HOW_SONAR September 13, 2010
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Purple donkey

Oh man, AjFry is such a purple donkey
by Largehorsecock June 1, 2021
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purplemonkeydishwasher

A nonsensical phrase uttered at the end of a 'Telephone-pass it on' gossip game/parody in an episode of The Simpsons.

*In "The PTA Disbands", an episode of The Simpsons, Bart attempts to spread "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute" throughout the crowd of Springfield Elementary School teachers. By the time it reaches Mrs. Krabappel, it has turned into "Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher."

*Taken from Wikipedia
Skinner says the teachers will crack any minute purplemonkeydishwasher
by Todd D-izzle December 7, 2006
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purplemonkeydishwasher

1. A mutant of gentic science, it is a purple-tinted monkey with the body of a dishwasher. Often shouted out in long bouts of silence.
*akward silence* PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!
by Joods April 17, 2003
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Congradulations!!!!!

You have the privilage to gaze upon the sacred word. Inother words...it meens nothing.
There is no such word as purplemonkeydishwasherpinkelephantflyingtelphonepole
by Dante Shlepinstein December 9, 2003
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purplemonkeydishwasher

A word that makes you stupid for looking up and completely does not have any purpose what so ever.
DREW: I am so bored
JARON: PURPLEMONKEYDISHWASHER!!!
by Jay August 21, 2004
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