Purpie

When one fingers their own butt hole and proceeds to swipe his/her soiled finger to the area above the upper lip and below the nostril. Thus creating the lingering musk of poop for the victim.

Phillip didn't wipe after defecating, making the purpie he swiped on Jason that much worse.

by Jack Bauer56742 March 25, 2008

Purpie

Short for Perpetual expresser. A person who texts too much.

She was top much of a purpie, she sprained her wrist.

by Seeing is overrated August 6, 2015

purpy

horny video editor that does random stuff

ugh, that horny guy always spends his time editing and flirting towards others. he's such a purpy

by hahaimaginereadingthisusername November 22, 2022

purpy

An abbreviation for the word purpose. Used in many ways.

For what purpy? Herpe purpy. Substanence purpy.

by Leeroooy Jenkins November 8, 2007

slurpy purpy

A slurpy purpy is when you twist someone’s nips real hard then suck on there nuts. Before you suck on there nuts put em in ya butt

I gave my cousin a slurpy purpy last night

by Bum hole slasher May 3, 2018