puppy crush 

A combination of the phrases puppy love and crush. Generally with the same meaning, often describes having an extreme crush on someone that will never turn into real love or a real relationship.

Micky has a huge puppy crush on that famous Welsh actor, even though they will never meet.

Cindy has a puppy crush on the head of the football team, even though he's never noticed her. She still likes to think they will get together someday.

puppy crush by Flynnigus October 12, 2008

Puppy crush 

A sweet, whole-hearted crush on an real-life person or character

Andy has such a puppy crush on Vanessa

Puppy crush by Spider Eyed Lullaby March 16, 2022

puppy dog crush 

An innocent, one sided infatuation.

I had a puppy dog crush on my kindergarten teacher.

puppy dog crush by NeptunePA March 15, 2007

Crushing Puppy 

Code word for crushing pussy. Use it when you are talking to a friend who might be crushing pussy.

Hey Bobbitt you crushing puppy tonight.
Make sure you lick that puppy before you crush it.

Crushing Puppy by The Harper (Puppy Crusher) January 19, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016