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puppy fucker 

the hair seems to disapear at the entrance
puppy fucker by jim August 1, 2003

Puppy Fucked 

It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.
Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!
Puppy Fucked by btank May 5, 2015

im a fucked up puppy 

Expression for describing your traumatic childhood

you just fucked the puppy. 

you destroyed something very important, or fucked something up very bad.
dude.... you just fucked the puppy.

puppysucker 

A gift so unexpected and precious that every other descriptive adjective falls short of expressing full jubiliation.
The Ninja oven my uncle gave me for my birthday was a puppysucker.
puppysucker by Hawaii Kai December 15, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026