A Punu Special can only be performed when you need to shit, piss, shower, and masterbait. You go to the bathroom, sit down, hold your shit in and start fapping. Right when you jizz, take a massive shit. You might want to start shitting right before you ejaculate to make sure they both happen at the same time. Afterwords, don't wipe or clean up, and get immediately in the shower. After you wipe all the cum off your lap and wash all the shit out of your ass and it's all down the drain, plug it and start filling up a bath and light a kool blue cigarette.

Friend 1: Dude, I did a Punu Special today.

Friend 2: You have a fucking lot of free time on your hands.

Punu Special by Brotato Chip July 26, 2010

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Punuppance

When someone thinks of a better pun than the one you thought of.

Amanda: "There's got to be a word for when you come up with a pun and someone else comes up with a better pun. Like...improve-pun...pun-provement...?"

Evan: "You mean like 'punuppance'?"

Amanda: "Yes. I guess I just got my punuppance."

Punuppance by MabelSyrup June 9, 2016

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puñuendo

A turn of phrase that at once is classified as both a pun and innuendo.

TP: Hey what time is Kek's boyfriend coming over to hang out with her?
JE.: I think around 10pm he'll be coming all over...ooooooh.
TP: Good puñuendo J!

puñuendo by Joanovah October 4, 2007

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Pununciate

Mixture of pronounce and enunciate.
When you fuck up while speaking and can't pronounce or enunciate your words.

"I can't pununciate words"

Pununciate by actuallyarobt March 18, 2020

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