Punishment light

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A traffic light that stays red much longer than necessary, keeping you from wherever you have to go and making it seem that the light's sole purpose is to make you miserable

A: "Hey where you at, man? This party is f***ing awesome!"

B: "I'm stuck at the punishment light on Main."

A: "Oh, bummer. See you tomorrow then."

B: "FML"

Punishment light by robertyourmothersbrother October 10, 2011

Words you can keep

Brake Light Punishment

Brake light punishment is what happens when a driver of a car in front of you feels you are too close to them and they put on the brake lights as punishment. The way you can tell if you have been Brake light punished is that there is no other car in front of the car in front of you or there is a wide empty space in front of the car in front of you. Brake light punishers are controlling people with low self esteem and abuse others because they have no life and are big stupid losers.

Man, I just got Brake light Punishment from that ass hole in front of me. That fucken loser!

Brake Light Punishment by *Dr Dave December 27, 2009

Break Light Punishment

Break light punishment is what happens when a driver of a car in front of you feels you are too close to them and they put on the break lights as punishment instead of being nice and just getting the hell out of your way. The way you can tell if you have been Break light punished is that there is no other care in front of the car in front of you or there is a wide empty space in front of the car in front of you. Break light punishers are controlling people with low self esteem and abuse others because they have no life and are big stupid losers.

Man, I just got Break light Punishment from that ass hole in front of me. That fucken loser!

Break Light Punishment by *Dr Dave November 21, 2009

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026