A maneuver during sexual intercourse that involves both partners to be naked. The female individual lies on the bed, ass up. The male individual steps 10 feet back, acquires speed by running 5 feet (halfway) leaping into the air (hence the name aerial) and shoves his dick into her vagina. This move takes years of sexual intercourse experience, and is not for the faint of heart. Serious penial or vaginal injuries can happen if done incorrectly. Precision, accuracy, and aim is key.
"Damn homie. I tried practicing Aerial Puncture on a laundry basket and I got my dick stuck in one of the holes."
"I tried doing Aerial Puncture on my girl, but I missed and hit her left asscheek."
"I tried doing Aerial Puncture on my girl, but I missed and hit her left asscheek."
by y90 February 27, 2019
Example 1:
Guy 1 - "Damn, my girl told me her poo comes out with no fuss, no squeezing involved what so ever!"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, she probably received the Romanian Puncture not too long ago"
Example 2:
Guy 1 - "I gave this hoe the Romanian Puncture today"
Guy 2 - "Errrrr, smell your fingers now"
Guy 1 - "Damn, my girl told me her poo comes out with no fuss, no squeezing involved what so ever!"
Guy 2 - "Yeah, she probably received the Romanian Puncture not too long ago"
Example 2:
Guy 1 - "I gave this hoe the Romanian Puncture today"
Guy 2 - "Errrrr, smell your fingers now"
by Sean Kent August 28, 2008
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DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
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by shiruig again December 8, 2008
Girl #1: I could not do Brian, that guy had a Prince Albert piercing that was like major in caliber. No way was that going in my pussy. I tried to give him a beej, but I ended up giving him more of a handjob.
Girl #2: I do not understand why guys go for extreme Cock-u-Puncture
Girl #1: It has to fricking hurt!
Girl #2: Some guys are freaks.
Girl #2: I do not understand why guys go for extreme Cock-u-Puncture
Girl #1: It has to fricking hurt!
Girl #2: Some guys are freaks.
by sarasplayroom.com January 19, 2011
A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.
While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019
When males' testicles or 'penis pals' retract and shrivel as if there were balloons that had met a needle. Sometimes due to cold, but primarily in this case due to fear.
The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.
The puncturing aspect of the aforementioned gentleman imagining his balls being stabbed with a sharp implement can often lead to a re-retraction.
"Oh baby, aren't you keen to have a go with this strap-on? I've ubed it well but you've still got punctured penis pals"
"What the f@£k are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"
She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals
"What the f@£k are you talking 'bout?"
"You're balls look like a couple of balloons that have been popped by a pin"
"That's not really helping honey!"
She realised she'd revealed too much about her job in the STI clinic as she noticed she'd his previously budding sack had been replaced by punctured penis pals
by RastaVari August 16, 2013