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Dick-punching class

Slang for self-defense class
Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"

Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."
Dick-punching class by DickPuncher'96 September 19, 2011

dick punching machine 

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.
You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week
dick punching machine by stogeson September 16, 2009

National dick punching day 

On April 11th is National dick punching day aimed at any boy you try’s to touch my ass

Come one come all

Watch out addie;)
damnn bro watch out it’s national dick punching day

punching bag for dicks 

A pejorative term for a female who is deemed sexually promiscuous.
My ex-girlfriend is a punching bag for dicks.

Punching bag of dicks 

When a girl takes so much dick, therefore her pussy has become a punching bag for cocks.
She got banged by all the bros, what a punching bag of dicks.
Punching bag of dicks by Bangnah February 17, 2018

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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