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Punching Dick by bigboinword September 5, 2023
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Dick-punching class
Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"
Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."
Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."
Dick-punching class by DickPuncher'96 September 19, 2011
dick punching machine
Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.
You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.
you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you
My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week
you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you
My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week
dick punching machine by stogeson September 16, 2009
National dick punching day
On April 11th is National dick punching day aimed at any boy you try’s to touch my ass
Come one come all
Watch out addie;)
Come one come all
Watch out addie;)
National dick punching day by babyboyyy<3 April 10, 2019
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punching bag for dicks by Scott Steffens March 7, 2008
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